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shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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Sunday Squirt

1: Your weekend closer. The last booty call before you start the work week.

2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.
I wanna head down to the Sunday Squirt and see if I can’t find ME a little Sunday Squirt.
by BrowntownStL January 18, 2021
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Squirt Femdom

Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her sexy submissive partner.

When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.

After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
by femdomguy7777 December 5, 2022
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No Squirt September

Basically the female version of No Nut November. But it is in September.
Are you participating in No Squirt September?
by spicyguyman November 6, 2017
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Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material
Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.
by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013
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Bussy Squirt

Bussy Squirt is when a man's Bussy sprays liquified shit, similarly to how a woman Squirts her vaginal fluids.
Ey yo, that Bussy Squirt or do it ooze?
by Smollipop September 29, 2021
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Squirt

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.
“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”
by Sexbomb September 20, 2019
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