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Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018
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Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012
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The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward
by Jason5star December 31, 2010
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Squidward

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009
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Squidward

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
by Steve Tuesday June 3, 2015
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Squidwardish

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish
Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!
by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018
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Squidward Style

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.
John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”
by $aintNick January 12, 2019
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