squid

When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.

Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.

by Emily Ottenhoff, Jeff Beenes, Maddie Owak July 16, 2007

squid

a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car

dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people

by ashley + heather January 19, 2008

squid

A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."

"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"

by Tony S. February 3, 2004

squid

verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.

"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014

Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

by joshykins69 March 15, 2015

Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing

Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.

by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019