squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.

I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.

by pantsboy March 30, 2009

squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squellin'

To squel, is to regret a decision you made in the past that has put you in a bad position now

"Latasha he rejected me, but don't worry, soon, he be squellin'"

"Ugh why didn't I but that DVD now there's nothin' to do, ugh, I'm so squellin' right now"

by Franken-Fabulous January 25, 2015

squelchum

An adverb used for emphasis. Typically used in place of "much," commonly preceded by "mucho."

I love grilled cheese mucho squelchum.

by blurpie April 12, 2017

squerflog

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

squeff

a person that goes around smelling bicycle seats

Since when have become a squeff?

by TR5PI May 4, 2020

Squelched

To receive a proper squelching.

Oh no.... Casey is totally gonna get squelched by Tanner later

by Haha I’m beef May 30, 2020