Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

Squeebra

Animal which is a result of a squid and zebra mating.

"Get that squeebra off my lawn!"

by Flum and Squeebs October 20, 2008

squee bomb

When someone's excitement level has built to the point they explode with loud squeals of joy.

Man, I know he was waiting for the new season of "Lost" but did he have to turn into such a squee bomb when it aired last night?

by mattydean January 29, 2009

squeeing

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

by Locker June 11, 2007

Squeeze Break

A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.

Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015