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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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squeege

by Bibo B Eazy August 19, 2008
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Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick
I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off
by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014
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squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.
Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.
by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010
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penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008
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luigi Squeegee

Cleans your penis after anal. While the penis is still inside the anus, give firm pokes simultaneously to the sides, when the anus clenches, quickly remove your penis, feces free.
The last time my girl and I did anal, she left me dirty. This time I'm giving her the luigi squeegee.
by yeldak March 28, 2009
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Squeegee

When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.
"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."
by amfjmr February 8, 2005
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