Rally-Squatch

When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.

Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.

by Mike109999 October 10, 2013

Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".

*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch

by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014

Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010

squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

by mrholloway August 5, 2009