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Las Vegas Spritzer

An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.
by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016
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Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...
"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"
by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009
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cotton spritzer

the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....
"would you like ice cream or a cotton spritzer for desert my dear?"
by achilez July 25, 2006
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New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.
Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.
by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010
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Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.
Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?
by Island_Spud January 14, 2016
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Spratley

A small Raving kid, mostly likes bright colours. Give him a glostick and most probubly he'll eat it or throw it at a non-raver, to spread the desease.
Spratley jumped up the street with his bright t-shirt, listening to Hadouken!
by Chris Spratley March 8, 2008
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Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.
"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"
by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008
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