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Splotch

A noise that a glue stick makes when it hits the paper.Think about what I have said.:)
Alyssa hit the paper with the glue stick , the glue stick hit with a big splotch!
by Uhhhhhh that paper June 16, 2017
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Sponch

Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching
by SwiTch 1911 May 31, 2011
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Boinky sponch

by zleM September 29, 2021
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TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021
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Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick
ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009
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splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!
I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.
by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003
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Splinch

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia
I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.
by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004
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