Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

splatbasket

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.

Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.

by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009

splatasha

Splatty nat she fell for the stone I think she likes cliff diving btw this was made by an Abby

SPLATASHA is inspiring

by Abby<3 September 17, 2021

splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

Splatooni

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

Boston Splats

Rapid and repeated diarrhea occuring late at night following the consumption of Bostons pizza.

"I was up all night with the Boston splats"

"I have the boston splats".

by Heath85 September 29, 2009

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012