Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

Splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 22, 2008

Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.

Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!

by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021

splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.

I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.

by dsky May 10, 2015

splagoosh

A lighter

"Anyone got a splagoosh to light this reefa?"

by chewrocket October 25, 2008

spagoomf

A friendly love :-D

I spagoomf you, Scooy.
I spagoomf you, too!

by Zsa Zsa Wonka January 12, 2004

splajoo

the act of jizzing on a jewish person

Man i gave the splajoo to the guy!

by Jack ripperton October 17, 2006