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spineless turd

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278
I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!
by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017
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slinet

a word for idiots (like me)who can't spell silent
in cs;go you speak russian or stay slinet (taken from the discord chat)
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Spine Ripper

A bowel movement so large that it feels like it rips your spine out of place.
Oh man! The day after Thanksgiving, I pushed out a massive Spine Ripper!
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SPINterest

another way of saying special interest for autistic people!!
SPIN= SPecial INterest, some people think its fun to spell interest out with it :3
sonic is my SPINterest!
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spineshank

also means back stab, but no one really uses it
i just got spineshanked by my best friend
by kyle December 4, 2003
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Spineless Bastard

Spineless Bastard: The worst kind of person, pretends to be your friend but, he'll never initiate ANYTHING not even a conversation. If you don't talk this person won't talk. If you don't ask him to hang out, he won't hang out and if you want to confront such a person don't bother trying because this person won't take you seriously ever. This type of person is not to be taken seriously, the only way you can take such a bad person is as a joke because if you take them seriously they will manipulate you. Theses people have no life and they accept the fact, and so they try to bring everyone down with them. It's possible for a spineless bastard to get better, but the only way that's possible is to leave them and never hang out with them and if they try to hang out with you then they may be better. But then again they could just be doing that so they can manipulate you into doing what they want or they may want to bring you down like the selfish assholes they are. Always be careful because these kinds of people act like they're normal but they are just trying to manipulate you or bring you down.
A Spineless Bastard would do this to a teenager
Teenager: I keep trying to tell my friend to stop being so down all the time but, all he does is get extremely angry at me...
Dad: Well son this is what I like to call a spineless bastard
by J Man123 December 14, 2014
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Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.
My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.
by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011
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