Schoffenny

Stinky cunted, fentanyl-fingered ho.

I don't want that filthy schoffenny on my davenport.

by Violet LilyRose March 26, 2022

Schoffel

Unlike the piece of clothing (waist coat) a schoffel is a group of agrics (farmers).

Look at that schoffel there's so many of them.

by Askhams finest February 6, 2023

spoff

a person who would not go on a school trip because "every day counts" or the type of person to remind the teacher of homework.

1: did you hear that *insert name* said that they're going to move down to the lowest year groups for people with disabilities just because they got lower than *insert name*?

2: yeah, hes such a spoff!

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

Shoffli

stupid person/vape addict

You're such a Shoffli!

by srilz.. May 6, 2024

spofforth

coat liberally with the semen of unvaccinated British men

"I'm going round Gary's later. We're gonna do a right old spofforth on his budgie."

by bernie911 September 19, 2024

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Shoff

Overexplaining a point no one cares about.

I’m sick and tired of you shoffing

by Diddyloverboy March 4, 2026