speedo

very very tight swimwear that usually exposes the size of a guys penis. Usually good for sex and pleasure for girls.

Boy: I love my speedo
Girl: So do I! nice penis!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: No problem want to have sex.
Boy: Hell ya!!!( gets on floor and takes off pants)
Girl: Yes!!!(takes off all clothes and lays on guy)

by lalalandgirl98 March 13, 2010

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

speedo

Not actually what non-swimmers think of as a swimming suit male swimmers wear that is shaped like girls briefs but the world's most popular swimwear company. Speedo do not just make what people call 'speedos' but several products! The word usually causes great amusement to non-swimmers as that is what springs to mind when the word is mentioned.

Non swimmer: what is the most popular company in swimming, like nike or something?
Swimmer: speedo or TYR
Non swimmer: HAHAHA! you wear speedos?!
Swimmer: -_-

by iyaaaaa. August 25, 2010

Speedofile

A pedophile who is fast at running

That Speedofile is getting away!

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

raging speedhorn

raging hard on. When the penis is erected very hard and stiffly

"lets fuck i have a raging speedhorn"

by Cedric May 23, 2003

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017