Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

North Paulding high school

A 7A school in Paulding county that is the top school out of the other Paulding high schools. They have had a running rivalry with East Paulding, North winning all of their athletic competitions against them.

Mom: For school of chose where do you want to go?

Son: North Paulding high school, East is trash!

by AnonymouslyShady101 August 27, 2018

Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.

I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.

by Spunder October 25, 2009

Spuding it

the millitary position when a girl just lays there putting no effort in,
extremly selfish way of having sex
or when a person is not doing there job properly and just stands around and waits for the other person to do the work.

"that tania was Spuding it last nite i cud of slapped her, lazy bitch"
"chicky was standing around Spuding it stupid road cone"

by Samantha Vikki Chard May 24, 2006

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

Smalding

Small, coping, seething, and malding

Saroney is smalding

by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022