spant

A person who spends thier time going to the park and yelling at children.

He, Ha, look at that spant over there. She's making a complete fool of herself. She is at the park yelling at children! So dumb! Stupid spant! Ha, ha, he!

by Z4zebra March 4, 2012

Spantys

A male who wears tight jeans and his underwear lines show like when women wear spandex.

Leo is extra spantys today.

by gabz April 16, 2004

spatzl

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

spatz

excited, or enthusiastic

I was so spatz about the trip that I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

by Cecilia Alvarez November 19, 2003

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything and nothing. It is most commonly used in place of offending words, although, since it has no meaning, Shantz! cannot be used to get one into any trouble.

I Shantz!ed your mom last night, and she liked it.)
Eat Shantz!, a**hole!
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Shantz! yourself?

by Justin Morrow March 19, 2003

spanzy

A person who pretends to be intelligent, funny, attractive & cool, but is really something close to an uncultured swine.

I know what you are on about, I too have a large yacht & a fabulous selection of exotic females.
Shoosh Benson we all know you are a Spanzy.

by Mr Raven June 25, 2014