spag rag

A Towel dedicated to improving hygiene practices post intercourse / masturbation.

I made sure my Spag Rag was close by before we jumped in the sack. jerk off masturbate sex bang intercourse rubbing one out feeding the geese

by Spag Rag November 12, 2015

spag bol

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

by Stephen W. Thomas June 1, 2005

Spag

A carrier bag that you get from Spar.

An abbreviation for 'Spar bag'.

I got so much stuff from Spar that I had to get a Spag.

by Bare Hilare August 11, 2010

Spag

A vagina spasm

1) Dude! I was with this chick last night, she totally spaged during!! It was awesome!!
2) Are you spaging right now?

by Chris Brown(white) March 19, 2010

Spag Fag

Someone who has an over zealous passion for spaghetti.

That Spag Fag is totally gay for fettuccine.

by Brenan C June 19, 2008

Spag up

To make an effort to dress nicely or present yourself well, when you normally look like crap.

"Wow, You look great tonight!"
"Yea, I spag up alright"

by Jdog1105 May 11, 2013

spag on the d

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’

by TyphoonShark44 January 22, 2019