Spaceballs

People trying to graduate from sock puppets to meat puppets, live human beings.

The spaceballs were trying to transform people into their puppets and guinea pigs, and their towns into their stages.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Spacebag

The process in which you take someone's backpack. Empty all its contents, proceed to turn the backpack inside out, put all the afore mentioned contents back into the bag, and zip the zippers back up. Appearing to be a bag for space, there are no straps, and no way to open the bag quickly, so they will have their own Spacebag at least until the next class.

-Dude, did you see Kyle got spacebagged??

-yeah dude, that sucks

by rowls05 March 29, 2010

spaceballing

Crack cocaine that has a sprinkling of liquid PCP (phencyclidine) before it is Smoked.

Man that fool has been spaceballing all day, yeah man he's fucking tripping

by john smith October 14, 2005

Spacebattles

An online forum previously dedicated to the discussion of sci-fi related topics that has over time become visited chiefly for its fanfiction section. As of 2019 the forum has reached 34 million posts. The site in the past featured a diverse variety of users from all sides of politics until the 2016 US Election prompted the 'Great Sperg' as part of which conservative rightwing users (see 'nazi' or 'alt-right' if you're progressive) were gradually hounded, marginalized and finally purged from the site for wrongthink in the 'Great Purge' of 2019. This consigned Spacebattles to becoming just another leftwing bedwetting support group and mutual masturbation society. The future for the site remains unclear as a conservative victory in US elections in 2020 could see the forum disappear up its own asshole.

"You never go full spacebattles"

by Gabooz's Ghost July 24, 2019

Spaceballs

A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.

Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?

Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.

by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005

Spaceball One

A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.

Whoa! That's a Spaceball One of a turd.

by Casablancadon August 9, 2010

spaceboarding

Boarding in space using a jet-powered skateboard.

"Dude let's go spaceboarding!"

"OK"

"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"

"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."

"Fo shizzle."

"Shut up."

"Aight."

"Tool."

"Ya ignant slut!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Wa wrong witchu??"

"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."

"I see."

by The Poet April 27, 2007