Sortaday and Someday

The days of the weekend during Covid, when time is disordered.

Sorry, not totally sure but I think I'm busy Sortaday and Someday, taking the kids shopping for 'school clothes'. ... The mall?? You're kidding, right? eBay.

by Monkey's Dad August 26, 2020

skorted

The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.

Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!

by Good One Sean November 30, 2020

Shortedsheeran_v2

The second account of the original Shortedsheeran. He has powerful connections to ghostiiizzz.

Hey did you see Shortedsheeran_v2’s new video?
Who?

by Shortedsheeran April 4, 2022

Sooted

A action that includes sticking a small part of your younger out and make pucker lips

Charlie: hey Tommy wilbur sooted
Tommy:REALLY?!

by ColorisCool April 18, 2022

soredom

a combination of discomfort and boredom resulting from being stuck at home recovering from, for example, an accident.

I feel like crap. Maybe my old girlfriend will come over later and help relieve my soredom.

by Alerider August 14, 2022

Sorned

The act of having declared a vehicle off the road (UK)

From SORN, (Statutory Off Road Notice)

Paul: did you sorn that van before we are on the hook for another months tax?
John: Yep, I sorned it last week
Paul: Grand

by Duvelhedz March 25, 2025

giggle snorted

when someone laughs so hard they start snorting.

Shana laughed so hard at a joke i told her today, she giggle snorted.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018