When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.
Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"
Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."
Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."
Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."
Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."
by gutterwater March 14, 2009
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Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.
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a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.
b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
by juggle_boy January 20, 2007
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Get the Semeniuk mug.Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.
by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014
Get the Sementia mug.A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.
Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.
Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.
Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.
Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.
Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
by jimuser11 September 24, 2019
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