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Shem

A Male Specie, Known as The Alpha among all men/animals. WIise guy with a hysterical sense of humor. Known to be a twin and a Lover to all beautiful women. Trusts no one and believes what he sees.

- Is a Mixed Martial Artist and very talented in Sports/Music.

- Can catch a fish in the ocean with his bare hands.

- Sprint 1km in under 60 seconds.

Shem - One of a kind.
The king arrives shortly; Have our finest women wet and ready for the king. All peasants/preacher's/elderly and the guards must kneel before him.

'Trumpet plays' ..... King Shem Is here!!

ALL HAIL KING SHEM!
by Wizzard25 March 31, 2019
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Shema

She's the Suga Mama Shemama of Melvindale! Whoop Whoop '05
Shema runs our school like a mo'fo
by Ali March 12, 2005
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Jay-Scheme

Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.
"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !
by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011
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Scheming

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze
"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"
by 3rd June 12, 2006
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Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Schemantic: TBA
by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009
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scheme team

A group a men who go around getting women thru plans and arranged tactics
Tim: "yo sean you going to that party?"
Sean:"hell yeah dude, assemble the SCHEME TEAM"
by Butter69 April 14, 2016
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Schemmenants

Tiny remnants of chalk left behind by your professor because it didn't fit in his chalk holder
Schemm left his Schemmenants behind again
by quantumeinstein December 4, 2017
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