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scoble

n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
by Lisa Padilla April 7, 2008
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Scoble

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–verb (to scoble)

1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

Often humorous in its construction.

Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
When describing facial hair:

"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"

#ubinscobled

In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.

Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."

#ubinscobled
by ibinscobled October 24, 2011
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socal

Southern California

Many NorCal people got to this deffinition first because they have no life and are always online. So Cal is the greatest place on earth, we got hollywood, Beverly Hills, Compton, IE, The OC, Long Beach, and everything else thats great. So Cal weed is the best. Going to TJ to party on weekends is only for So Cal. The only place in the world that you can, Go to the beach and surf, go to the mountains and snow board and go to the desert and dirt bike all before nightfall. Home to the happiest place on earth. Has the greatest burritos on the planet.
BOB: so what do you want to do today?

Bryan: i dont care, we are in SoCal we can do anything and everything!, its not like norcal where its alwayz cold and foggy ahahah

BOB: haha yea, lets go gets some lemonade....
by roxah November 2, 2005
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SOCL

School Kid 1: Did u see that guy just trip over?
School Kid 2: SOCL
by ArIoM29 March 24, 2008
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socal

something kids from norcal made up because they just couldn't belive southern california and northern california were really part of one place called california.
socal thats like everything under santa barbara
by sherrice March 22, 2005
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socal

Short for Southern California.
Home of all the fake bitches from fake tans and boobs to personalities.
Everyone is full of themselves, their nice cars and money daddy gives them.
Everything they have DADDY bought.
Half of them have probably never worked a day in their life. Must be nice.
The beach is nice, so is the weather.
But the people, their trucks, the attitudes, and the weed all fuckin suck.
You want some true grapes, come to the BAY.
Buds in socal hella fuckin SUCK!
Socal blows fat cock.
by baybeezy88 April 1, 2008
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socal barbie

951 represent!!!!
usually girls from the 951 area. IE!
these girls are endangered species which means they are really hard to find now.

opposite of a brohoe and antonym of a famous girl.

they are really really tanned; super fit. knows alot of socal/ bro guys. down to earth girls. aint afraid to fight. and always down for a ride. even though they look and dress like brohoes, they dont act like them.


these girls are respected far from brohoes and have class with an ass.
Shanna Moakler--

You can autromatically tell a SoCAL Barbie by there appearance and their attitude they are as real as it gets and are usually bobcats.
by Kari$MA January 17, 2009
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