smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.

Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.

by J52k2 November 14, 2006

shmurda

To get beyond fucked up to the point where your legs are wobbling and you get thrown out of the club you attended but still coherent enough to pick up women. Present tense: shmurdering

Did you see Floyd shmurda at the Wiz concert? He brought home 3 hoes and then threw up all over them during the ride home, and they still smashed!

by madeLIFE December 15, 2014

smurf word

a word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or a universal adjetive, like the word smurf in the tv show "the smurfs". such as "dank".

guy 1:dood i totaly went to this -smurf word-in party last -smurf word-
guy 2: shut the -smurf word- up

by cruizinace December 28, 2005

Smurf Dope

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

by Tokeaboutit August 26, 2013

yung smurf

Bella Thorne during her terrible, cringeworthy and disturbing goth phase. She has dyed her hair blue, wears a gem on her nose and puts glitter all over her face. Dear lord #helpbellathorne #savethesmurfs

"Hi I'm a yung smurf and I like blue things!"

by rawrmeister February 2, 2017

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

Smudderines

The small leftover pieces of weed on the table after you roll a joint.

Weed shrapnel.

Don't let the smudderines blow away.

Brent blew away all of the smudderines!

by MarkNazz June 29, 2014