Smithies

This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.

P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.

by c0unterfiet April 6, 2011

switties

sweaty titties

"I just worked out and now I have switties"

by thetwinkies June 27, 2016

shittiest

.adj - The epitome of being "The Shit". The pinnacle of awesomeness. The opposite of retardism.

You're the shit if you can pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. You're the shittiest if you can do a stoppie with a supermodel riding bitch.

Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!

Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?

by Smiley1eye March 11, 2008

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"

by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 27, 2016

shitties

complete ruination (see definition)

oh shitties, im ruined.

by playap02 January 14, 2004

smittles

smittles. a word for when something bad happens or you want to insult some one.

" oh smittles i just mistakin wiped my self with my homework" or " you stupid smittlehead you just wiped urself with your homework"

by vansboy September 24, 2004

lizzy shitties

to have fly away hairs; frizzies.

girl: oi, i've got some terrible lizzy shitties today nicole!
girl two: put some frizz control in your hair, that'll smooth 'em down.

by kvickers88 October 1, 2007