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Switties 

Wow, it’s so hot in here at the Black Sheep Tavern here in Sterling, MA… you should feel my switties.”
Switties by Stacy O’Brien June 22, 2022

switties 

"I just worked out and now I have switties"
switties by thetwinkies June 27, 2016

switties 


to have sweaty boobies
Using sun tan oil will make your ninnies look like switties.
switties by Plato23 February 12, 2009

Snitties 

Snake titties, namely one of an anthropomorphic snake of some sort.
“Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”

Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”

“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them