The Smitty Drink

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.

Let me get “the smitty drink”.

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

the smitty drink

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice

Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.

Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

by I am Dr Batman March 29, 2022

Smitty

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"

Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"

Bob: "You're such a smitty!"

by ub3rpwn3d January 21, 2009

Smitty

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003

smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008