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Slovakian Lolly-bag

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.
“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “
by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
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Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.
My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.
Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.
by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022
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Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.
Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.
by E54evah June 9, 2023
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Slovakian camel toe

When a male pulls his jeans to the point where the crotch seem has one nut on one side and the other nut on the other side.
Hey dude you need to lower your jeans, your Slovakian camel toe is showing.
by Husky fella July 31, 2023
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slovakian butterfly

The act of poring hot butter down the tip of your penis and ejaculating sending the hot butter through the air.
Bob, "So what did you do last night?" Jim, "Oh me and they old lady let the old Slovakian Butterfly loose in the bedroom."
by Mike Honcho November 4, 2022
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Slovakian Ziploc

When a person projectile vomits into a sleeping person's sleeping bag before sealing them inside.
Let's invite Walker to the sleepover and give him a Slovakian Ziploc!
by markwalkermark November 23, 2024
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