Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.

My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.

Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

Slovakian Ziploc

When a person projectile vomits into a sleeping person's sleeping bag before sealing them inside.

Let's invite Walker to the sleepover and give him a Slovakian Ziploc!

by markwalkermark November 23, 2024

slovakian butterfly

The act of poring hot butter down the tip of your penis and ejaculating sending the hot butter through the air.

Bob, "So what did you do last night?" Jim, "Oh me and they old lady let the old Slovakian Butterfly loose in the bedroom."

by Mike Honcho November 4, 2022

The Slovakian AirPod

The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.

My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!

by Maximus H April 1, 2024

Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.

Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.

by E54evah June 9, 2023