Dirty Slong

A Dirty Slong is a flithy male organ, also known as the pennis. A long, dirty pennis.

That guy has a dirty slong!

by JL<>Loove August 26, 2010

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle

Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday

by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021

Slong

When your pee pee is very big

I have a slong

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge October 30, 2019

long slong peperoni

just a peperoni pizza

ow what a nice long slong peperoni pizza

by yousef147 October 3, 2021

Levi Spencers slong

a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!

by rclevi November 29, 2010

Slonge slap

When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge

Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv

by Battychickenlikka123 November 29, 2016