Reeta Skeeter

Can be used to refer to any false news flooder.
It's a character from Harry Potter.

1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!

by s4nju1 September 15, 2011

scuba skeet

Floating sperm in a hot tub, bathtub or body of water.

Let's get out of the tub.There's scuba skeet everywhere .

by Mcthrash October 21, 2015

yeet yeet y skeet skeet

a saying created on january 22,2019. she was then told by her bio teacher (mr. gonzalez) not to say that bc she didn’t know what “skeet” meant. she continued to use the saying. feel free to adopt this saying:)

batma(n): have you guys seen captain america’s/ jon snows butt?
Amanda: YEET YEET Y SKEET SKEET

by yEeHaW_08 May 31, 2019

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Skeeter

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

Skeet-cat

A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.

'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'

by SkeetKing99 January 13, 2018

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006