skeeter

a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)

Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006

Skeeter

One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest

"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."

by crash nebula June 29, 2004

skeptard

Skeptard is a Skeppy (large Minecraft youtuber and troll) fan that follows Skeppy's path and fanboys all the time. Skeptard is commonly used by the BadBoyHalo (gets bullied by Skeppy) community.

Skeptard: the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisectors do not allow you to exist within the 1 quadrillion atoms of air molecules you displace.
6 people: SKEPTARD!!!

by Xzaratherg May 23, 2019

Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.

I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.

by -867-5309 July 9, 2011

skelterwag

Noun. A morally loose woman, particularly unattractive, and usually found lingering around the local bar at last call. Usually deemed a last resort when all other favorable options have been exhausted or depleted.

Geez, looks like I'm going to have to settle for a skelterwag tonight.

Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.

Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.

by Kiwibum April 6, 2016

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

skeeter eater

A creepy looking bug that doesn't actually eat mosquitoes. Also known as a crane fly.

Dang, that's a huge skeeter eater!

by rangertown April 2, 2017