Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.

Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"

by ihatethat November 16, 2013

Weeb Singularity

When a weeb is no longer attracted to real women, only anime girls, that weeb has reached the weeb singularity. It is called the singularity because once the get to that point there is no turning back.

Jim reached the weeb singularity 3 years ago.

by Spearhead987 October 24, 2019

International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.

Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(

by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022

ONE SINGULAR LEAF

He is the embodiment of Nature. The prototype signed to C9. A terminator made to destroy 100T(weets). One vanity may fall, but 1 singular leaf will stand tall.

"With how good that one singular leaf is, even my mom watches VALORANT now too!"

by sheev March 26, 2022

country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.

Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"

by jedandred February 9, 2015

singultus

a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or Aids.

as in "but if I had singultus, no one would care"

by Trish January 10, 2003

Singlationship

A Singlationship is a state of intimate connection where persons love eachother deeply by heart and act so with oneanother but are not having a committed relationship of beeing together. For example due to colliding boundaries or other (yet unsorted) circumstances.

I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and I will never give up working on this, but we are in a Singlationship, because I am not willing to give up on my friends, promises that I made or needs, as you currently want me to.

by Singlationship June 2, 2023