kentucky sidewinder

When a man rubs KFC hot wings on his genitals and then proceeds to stuff his flaccid pens into his partners mouth so as to poke her cheek.

Gave my girlfriend a Kentucky sidewinder last night - she didn't know whether to recoil in horror or keep eating

by Mygapingvagina May 5, 2018

Sidewinder

A Joystick

lolol i hunterz you down with my sidewinder kekekekekeke zerg rush

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

sidewinder

When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.

by Elib November 26, 2006

Sidewinder

Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.

That is why it is called a sidewinder.

Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.

by RustlerHustler November 27, 2011

sidewinder

A really fuckin cold planet

Damn, Sidewinder is really fuckin cold!

by Caboose February 10, 2004

The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.

"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"

by Dmay27 April 12, 2010

Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

by Davo October 13, 2003