Shark

A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.

If you have a different belief in sharks your whole life will change :)

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

Anita Sarkeesian

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.

Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."

by RustyNailTermz May 19, 2021

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

don shark

1. A middle aged man searching for adventure.

2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.

Don shark came out last night.

by Buckeyes_suck January 3, 2014