Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

feng shui

one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?

feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

dis-feng shui-tional

Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.

You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!

by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010