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Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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Get the simpletons mug.by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023
Get the Simpleton mug.Decoy 1- "Want a shrimpeeto?"
Decoy 2 - "What's that, what shrimpeetos."
Decoy 1- "It's shrimp and cheetos. the shrimp is covered with spicy cheeto crumbs, with extra butter, some oil, some spicy seasoning."
Decoy 2 - "Awwwww nice. Ok something different i might try that one day."
Decoy 2 - "What's that, what shrimpeetos."
Decoy 1- "It's shrimp and cheetos. the shrimp is covered with spicy cheeto crumbs, with extra butter, some oil, some spicy seasoning."
Decoy 2 - "Awwwww nice. Ok something different i might try that one day."
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CR: Don't be simpletonic. "Most" or "few" do not mean "all" or "none." Come on!
CR: Don't be simpletonic. "Most" or "few" do not mean "all" or "none." Come on!
by billbrown April 17, 2026
Get the simpletonic mug.A cognitive and social bias that functions as the opposite of conspiracy theorizing: the assumption that only the most superficial, official, or mainstream narrative about any event or phenomenon is true, and that any attempt to look deeper, question motives, or consider alternative explanations is automatically "conspiracy theory." Simpletonacy treats the surface as the whole, official statements as infallible, and any deviation as pathological. It is the lazy comfort of the incurious mind: "What they tell us is what happened. End of story." This bias leads people to dismiss legitimate investigations, whistleblower accounts, and even documented evidence simply because those accounts do not match the official version. It is a form of intellectual closure that mistakes trust in authority for critical thinking.
Example: "He refused to read the leaked documents, saying 'the government wouldn't lie.' Simpletonacy: preferring the comfort of official stories over the discomfort of inquiry."
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