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Simpletonitis

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Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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Simpleton-Brainer

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The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.
by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020
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simpletons

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Those guy are simpletons
by Lockmare August 29, 2021
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Simpleton

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I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton
by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023
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It's a combination of a twist of a shrimp and cheetos together.
Shrimp + Cheetos = shrimpeetos
Decoy 1- "Want a shrimpeeto?"
Decoy 2 - "What's that, what shrimpeetos."
Decoy 1- "It's shrimp and cheetos. the shrimp is covered with spicy cheeto crumbs, with extra butter, some oil, some spicy seasoning."
Decoy 2 - "Awwwww nice. Ok something different i might try that one day."
by anonymous August 13, 2025
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Adjective: comprehensible by a simpleton; likely to be misinnterpreted by an idiot
Anonymous Rando: Almost no one is talking about the genocide in Nigeria.

CR: Don't be simpletonic. "Most" or "few" do not mean "all" or "none." Come on!
by billbrown April 17, 2026
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A cognitive and social bias that functions as the opposite of conspiracy theorizing: the assumption that only the most superficial, official, or mainstream narrative about any event or phenomenon is true, and that any attempt to look deeper, question motives, or consider alternative explanations is automatically "conspiracy theory." Simpletonacy treats the surface as the whole, official statements as infallible, and any deviation as pathological. It is the lazy comfort of the incurious mind: "What they tell us is what happened. End of story." This bias leads people to dismiss legitimate investigations, whistleblower accounts, and even documented evidence simply because those accounts do not match the official version. It is a form of intellectual closure that mistakes trust in authority for critical thinking.
Example: "He refused to read the leaked documents, saying 'the government wouldn't lie.' Simpletonacy: preferring the comfort of official stories over the discomfort of inquiry."
by Dumu The Void April 18, 2026
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