Schramper

what you get called when people think your getting ugly

"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

shralper

A shralper is a skateboarding term for a person that is just ripping it up, getting gnarly, & pushing it to the limit wherever they go with their board. They don't necessarily have to be the most technical skater out there, practicing the same trick for hours on end, or they can be, but a shralper will find a way to get gnarly & skate through the circumstances. A true, skate-rat.

"Sammy Baca is definitely a shralper, you couldn't deny that if you tried. Last week, I heard he hopped the fence into some fancy backyard & skated the empty pool while the family was on vacation!"

by Phonkadelic December 9, 2017

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Anaheim Scrambler

An Anaheim Scrambler involves getting a chick from behind (either hole) while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. She has a raw egg in the chosen hole. When you finish up, she plops the goop in a frying pan and makes you breakfast.

Texas Chili Dog Cleaveland Steamer Alabama Hot Pocket

Dude One: Hey Dawg, you wanna hit up the Waffle House?
Dude Two: Naw Man, Tiffany made me an Anaheim Scrambler this morning.

by Todd Welles August 17, 2016

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020