smoogle

A term used by generally insane speakers who perceive themselves to be the smartest person in the room at all times but who either 1) can't think of the appropriate word to use, 2) choose to re-define a commonly understood word to mean something totally different, or 3) need to assert a point of argument that can only be made by changing actual facts into fictional hallucinations to "support" said argument.

"Nononono . . . you don't understand. It's not an 'application'. Call it a smoogle instead."

"Nononono . . . remember that we're not dealing with applications. They're smoogles."

by Norm D. Guerre September 26, 2007

snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

Scoogley

Outrageous

Damn that bitches ass is scoogley! or 'Dude!, that ollie flip was frickin' scoogley,

by shawndeezy December 29, 2008

Shnoogley

When one flicks another's boob (male or female).

SHNOOGLEY!

- flicks boob and runs-

by ShnoogleyMaster May 5, 2014

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

Smoogle

I suck her toes and fuck her pussy

Hey Janice wanna smoogle?

by Kisserkiller September 5, 2019