Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.

John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"

by GelXsurf April 3, 2013

shloo

Beyond perfect in everywhich way there is to be

Tara is totally shloo

by TheDood August 12, 2007

Shlop

The physical form of sexual intercourse/oral sex. The origin of the word derives from the sound sex makes, or "shlop."

"Dude, I fuckin' shlopped two beeshes last night. It was insane."

"I was so smacked last night, I didn't even know I was shlopping this beesh."

Walt Wittman beeshes love the shlop

by Willfurcat February 6, 2008

Shloopy

A feeling most accurately described and felt when you are on magical mushrooms and feel your body can literally sink into and become one with the given environment. Every action is completely care-free and relaxed. Typically a euphoric state where the social pressures of human interaction and movement are no longer a concern, you are at peace with your well-being and no longer give a shit about what you look like. Most who are shloopy feel a genuine love for all, and wish for all to join you in the shlooping. One can feel shloopy when completely sober.

"Woah man you just effortlessly flopped into the sand with a big grin on your face! you on drugs?" "yah mann, and im feeling sooo goood, i'm feelin mighty shloopy!!"

by Schu-Joh October 18, 2011

shlood

(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit

1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.

2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.

by Heywood D'jaBlome September 19, 2008

shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

shloopie

a silent sounding wet poopie

I've created a shloopie in my pants, hear it??? Oh wait it is non-sounding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hanasin Zhebaul Ehxcooba March 20, 2012