Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.

I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.

by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

shitbusted

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.

I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!

by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003

shfasted

A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.

May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"

Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."

Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"

Joe: "I think you already are..."

by m.a.r.i.n.a. July 2, 2008

ShitPaste

someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? May 2, 2011

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005