A person being distracted or silly, as if their mind is on something else. Like a bird looking at a shiny stone.
Bill:Tim what's up.
Tim:.........
Bill:Tim, Hey wake up.
Tim: What?! Oh sorry, I had a ooh Shiny moment.
Bill:Pay attention next time.
by Scott Darkfire April 17, 2009
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If you want to replace "shit" word by more appropriate one.
I don't give a sh... shiny shoe of this.
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A phrase used to explain a personal lapse in memory, coordination and/or good judgment by falsely attributing it to the phenomenon of being distracted by bright, pretty things (i.e. diamonds, fancy cars, jewelry, "bling", etc.), especially where the desire is to make light of it; often used in conjunction with a list of actions or other phrases like blah-blah-blah or yada yada yada; a take-off of the concept that blonds are distracted by "something shiny"
Dave: Hey, what's the name of that song you
told me I gotta download?

Pete: Yeah, the song is called, uh...
um... ooo, sorry, something shiny...

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Sorry I flaked on going out with you guys, but I started sorting my DVDs, blah-blah-blah, something shiny, and next thing I knew, it was 3am!

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It was humiliating! One minute, I'm walking through the mall; blah-blah-blah, something shiny, & next thing I know, I'm doing a face-plant off the bottom of the escalator!!

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I was sticking to my diet, making great progress. But the night I was home alone studying, that extra-large, extreme combo pizza was calling to me. I was reading my textbook, taking notes...something shiny...and suddenly, all that was left was a pile of crusts!
by psalm27sjb November 30, 2007
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A term commonly used to describe really generic anime with shiny hair and eyes. Usually a digital drawing in which the artist overuses the dodge tool (a tool in Adobe Photoshop that brightens colors). The term started springing up with the arrival of Amuria on deviantart.com, whose style is known for being overly shiny.
"Hey, like my Sailor Moon drawing? I wanted to make her reeeeally pretty, so I used the dodge tool to make lots of sparkles and give her shiny eyes."

"Uh, a little too shiny desu for me. It's hurting my eyes. Ease up on the dodge tool next time."
by Nikki0417 February 13, 2010
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A syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. This shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. The subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice "oooh shiny!"
"Hey Jim? Me and a few of the guys are planning to get shitfaced at the bar tonight. You want in?"

"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"

"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."
by The method to madness July 12, 2015
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An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.
Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.
by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017
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The act of shoving an entire bar of soap up ones rectum.
I just gave myself the greatest Shiny Trumpet in the shower this morning.
by titaniumtyrant April 26, 2014
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