Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

Shaft Shiner

One who shines shafts

Your a shaft shiner!

by Drcockenstein March 31, 2009

knob shiner

a knob shiner is a blow job

i'm getting a knob shiner this weekend from a total hottie

by air-e-anna December 16, 2008

shoe-shiner

Typically in sports. It is when the ball bounces off another player’s foot. Typically foursquare.

*the ball bounces off his foot*
Him: Shoe-shiner! Redo.

by PickyPanda2442 December 3, 2019

Rise-and-shiner

Sex first thing in the morning. Similar to a nooner, but earlier in the day.

Man, just after waking up: Hey babe, would you like to have a rise-and-shiner?
Woman: Let's do it!

by Bikeboi December 15, 2018

monkey shiner

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.

The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..

by manmountains March 2, 2014

Lesley Cobb Shiner

A typically powerful punch to the face, delivered by someone with little to no authority towards someone with high authority, with clear justification.

The school librarian confiscated my phone! When I asked for it back she said no so I gave her a heavy Lesley Cobb Shiner to put her in her place before stealing my phone back from under the desk.

by FannySchmeller190 April 17, 2019