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Call of Shame

The call one makes the next morning when they wonder what they did the night before.
Ring Ring

Lindsey: Hello

Trevor: Did Chelsea give you the Call of Shame yet?

Lindsey: Ya she was a hot mess.
by GleekyEmma November 6, 2011
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Stamp of shame

The hand stamp you get upon entering a club that you know you shouldn't be in but you're battered and have decided dancing and drinking more would be an excellent idea.
Aaaarrgh, the horror, just woke up and realised I went to 'that' club last night.....stamp of shame!! Better get scrubbing!
by Trixie DeBrito August 23, 2012
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wait of shame

When two girls sleep at a house after a party, but only one of them has sex with the guys living there. The girl that didn't have sex has to shamefully sleep on the couch and wait for her friend to emerge from the bedroom before the two can leave together.
Candice woke up at 9:00 and made the wait of shame until 10:00 when Mandy finally stumbled out of Ted's bedroom holding her bra in her hand.
by Vennenasty July 28, 2014
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Fork of Shame

The fork you have to ask for in an Asian restaurant when you don't know how to use chopsticks. Usually presented on a white napkin with an accompanying look of pity.
I can't take anyone out for Dim Sum on a first date because i would have to ask for the fork of shame.
by Skuldseidhr April 13, 2015
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whack of shame

When you masturbate in the shower after a hot date that ended without you getting sex/handjob/blowjob....
When on a date, you start making out, get naked , but you couldn't get her to have sex or even give you a handjob!
She leaves you horny as hell! You have no choice but to do the "whack of shame" in the shower.
by MG&MR January 22, 2016
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Wall of Shame

Part or all of a bulletin board in schools, post offices and libraries that display the rap sheet and photo of sexual offenders living within a ten mile zone.
"Guess who's on the Wall of Shame at the Post Office? That creepy housekeeper from work!"

"I knew there was something way off about that perv!"
by Lizybee March 3, 2010
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Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 1, 2003
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