Launch Sequence

A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.

Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!

by Grizzly May 25, 2010

squanky

Squanky is when you draw a line with a ruler and it's wiggle and wanky.

''Oh shoot! This line is squanky!"

by coolpig November 28, 2019

the squang

a group of really hot attractive alpha sigma males who make youTube videos together

Brian: yo have you seen that new video by the squang

Bod: yeah they did a little big planet video

by Cian The Sigma Male July 9, 2021

Squanto

A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.

Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!

by SAE Squanto December 5, 2014

Sequanaka

Sequanaka is a name for a female. It's full meaning has been lost in time because of its old tribal origination. Many Indian girls have this name. The name Sequanaka now has a meaning of "girl with shining crown or girl with bright future". It is though a rare name.

Sequanaka is in college.

by Markyyy24 April 19, 2015

Squangus

Person with a square head.

Woah look at that guy over there hes such a squangus!

Ikr, look at how square his head is!

by SuperSquangus February 21, 2011

squankus

Misshapen, ill-formed

Dang, Mary's baby is fugly! His head came out all squankus. Did they use pliers to pull him out?

by lawaneza January 9, 2013