An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.
by justiferous November 11, 2010
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Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
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Get the selfish tank mug.When you love someone so much you would do anything in this world for them and your not ready to let go but they are. You don’t want them with anyone else but with you because it hurts so much just to see them happy with someone else.
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Get the Selfish Cunt mug.1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
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