seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

by JSB15 June 20, 2008

Bieber Seizure

The act of suddenly singing, talking, acting like, being a fan girl over, or obsessing over Justin Bieber.

I was sitting next to Alia when all of a sudden she started to sing "baby", by Justin Bieber, she was was having a Bieber Seizure.

Alia- "Baby, baby, baby oooooh,"

Valerie-" Bieber Seizure much?"

Alia-" yes... :/"

by Waldo i miss you March 3, 2011

seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 3, 2003

grandma-seizure

To stare off into spaze, and or associated with loss of stabilization and foundation.

My boy hit that bong so hard he went into a grandma-seizure

by YankIt07 April 20, 2010

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 27, 2005

Euphoria seizure

A series of uncontrollable physical tics, in this respect brought on by the sensation of incredible pleasure via sight, smell, hearing, taste, or touch.

We were watching the game, and this Krispy Kreme commercial came up, and when I saw the Chocolate Iced Kreme Filled Doughnuts, I went into a euphoria seizure.

by Trey4Life June 2, 2009