assylum seeker

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too

"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

hole seeker

man who likes pussy, or vagina

He's quite the hole seeker

by mrkungfu February 24, 2008

Cheek Seeker

Verb: to use mastubaion (motion of a man wackin it) and send ones semen towards another persons cheek

maybe used as a comeback for verbal aggresors

Some one is walkin down the hall insults u and u give them a cheek seeker

by zeratulk May 14, 2008

heat seeker

A girl who dates a guy for any ulterior motive. (car, money, house, fame, etc.)

You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you'll be successful, so be careful not to let her "wife you down" unless you feel she's sincere. You don't want to buy a toll booth.

by Darian Lowe February 14, 2009

heat seekers

sperm. not just any sperm, sperm that will fight though birth control, the IUD, melt holes in condom, any contraceptive methods used during sexual intercourse.

That man has 5 kids, he must have some heat seekers.

by Thugtastic February 18, 2009

shit seeker

Someone who looks over or under cubical doors to see if someone is taking a shit.

"Dave recored me taking a shit at work, the dirty shit seeker. "

by Manfromilson February 3, 2017

Con Seeker

Someone who takes an idea, event, or something someone says and chooses to only express the negatives or their disagreements to that subject. It’s almost as if they go about their life trying to find the bad in every situation, and refuses to acknowledge any good parts. Con seekers tend to be excessively stubborn and opinionated. Those traits assist being a con seeker, due to the person being unwilling to consider anything being anything besides negative or bad.

Person 1: “They really spent all summer renovating our school top to bottom, I love it. What do you think?”

Person 2: “The new wall murals look dumb.”

Person 1: “Don’t be such a con seeker bro. We finally have a brand new track, gym, and cafeteria.”

by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021