Sandy sealion

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place

Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion

by c-h-r-i-s-6-9 June 30, 2016

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

seaking

A Seaking is a much like a koi goldfish, only it has a horn at the top of its head. It evolves from the Pokemon Goldeen at level 33 and can also learn an HM move (Waterfall). This move allows the trainer to travel up and down waterfalls at will. It also learns the attack Horn Drill, which, if it hits the opponent of a lower level, results in a one-hit KO. It has since become a meme under unknown circumstances, accompanied with the words, often in capital letters, "FUCK YEAH!" Though this went to a little bit higher level when it was revealed in the Diamond and Pearl games you could add letters to the Pokemon's entrance into battle, allowing you to use up to eight letters. Seaking has since been mixed with other Pokemon, such as Slowpoke, Bidoof, and/or Mudkip.

Gamer 1: Dude, I was using the Super Rod in the Safari Zone... You'll never guess what I found.
Gamer 2: I dunno... Slowbro? Dratini?
Gamer 1: SEAKING!
Gamer 1&2: FUCK YEAH!

by Rival Blue December 24, 2007

Seal Beach

Seal Beach is the northernmost coastal city in Orange County California. It is bordered by Long Beach (Los Angeles County) to the north, Huntington Beach to the south, Garden Grove and Westminster to the east and Los Alamitos to the north. The population is about 26,000. The city is home to the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station and it's wildlife refuge, a large Boeing facility, a charming downtown, the longest wooden pier on the west coast, and the "Leisure World" retirement community. Children attend schools in the Los Alamitos School District. Crime is relatively low and residents enjoy a "small town" atmosphere despite being at the crossroads of Los Angeles and Orange Counties. Many residents claim that Seal Beach is "the best kept secret" in Southern California and that the quality of life there is unsurpassed. The residential property values tend to reflect that sentiment.

Seal Beach was founded in 1915.

by Mr Mojos Risin February 27, 2007

broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006