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Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.
Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025
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Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off
Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!
by Hovym December 30, 2016
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Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.
You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".
by 100% floyd May 28, 2025
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3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!
by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021
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scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.
I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?
by bobistheowl November 19, 2013
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scruff

a human named joesephine haigh.
by zyouthwarrior December 1, 2023
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Scruff

Brad Harrison clean your room you scruff, it’s a pig sty I can tell your from Rochdale!
by Pinguyanowhatitis14736 March 31, 2022
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