“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
by iSqueak November 25, 2021
Get the Scranta Claus mug.With a similar etymology to scratter, scrannit comes from the middle slanglish, scranwert, with a similar definition to the above.
However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.
This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.
In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.
However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.
This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.
In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.
by Uncle Nobby January 1, 2009
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An ironic misspelling of the word scrutiny, used to test the scrutiny to which your spelling is subjected to.
by sawfoot March 18, 2011
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Get the Scranton mug.i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch
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Get the Scranton mug.west scranton is the shit, so fuck all you hatin' motherfuckkers. & not everyone here is poor, were ghetto but whe have nice clothes, phones, kicks ect. yes, alot of the girls here a skanks, but alot of them arnt. everyone doesnt just put a front on & act hard, if you know the right people they are ligit ride or die . so fuck off , & lala your a fucking loser and should post shit about mike shoup (#12 on how to spot a jrb) because he was a cool as kid, and if anyone from here knew who you were you'd deff. get your shit fucked uhhp .
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