Scranny

An older woman of the typical pension drawing age who would be desired in a sexual nature. Also may be referred to as a GILF (grandma i’d like to fuck).

“Oi look at that granny, I’d give her a right scranning!”

“she’s a proper scranny!”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Scranticipation

The exhausting wait whilst you wait for your meal to cook.

“Is dinner ready yet?” “The scranticipation is killing me!”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021